User blog:BJFRacing14/I just can't seem to make mock EAS alerts.

No matter how many times I try to get an EAS alert message to play after I've typed it out and have it play through a free text-to-speech app or software, it doesn't work. I don't get the desired effect I want, servers crash, etc. I'm sick of free text-to-speech programs, i'm sick of paid text-to-speech programs, none of them work, they all suck and ain't worth diddly dick to download. I tried so many times to make a mock EAS, and for whatever reason, I've just flat out given up. Natural Reader doesn't work. Freetextospeech.org doesn't work. All these other TTS sites suck. Even Speakonia sucks! Sure, I can make still slides of an EAS warning message, but if I can't pair it with some kind of audio track of a mock EAS warning or special weather message of some kind, what's the point of making a mock EAS? I've tried every avenue, and exhausted them all. I can't find a single TTS app online or desktop program that suits what I'm attempting to design. Seems like the only way this mock EAS scenario of sorts will work is if you record your own voice and did it that way, but I just don't have the time to script it, do take after take after take after take, etc. I've just given up. There is no other way I can do it. I mean, I don't even know how TheEASExperience on YouTube managed to get the Tom voice model for his mockup EAS scenarios or the digital EAS graphics to work. Quite frankly, I just don't have the patience to do so.