User blog:BJFRacing14/WTF?

I don't know what's worse. Finding a Pokemon in some nondescriptive cubbie hole or finiding one sitting on the john dumping a big deuce?! One just happened to have been found sitting on the toilet if you took a peak at "Trending Fandom Articles" and good God why is that thing sitting there?!!!! Who in the flyin' blue robin thought that'd be a snazzy raz do picture to take?!! C'mon!!!! There are better places to find them on the Pokemon GO app than in a toilet!!!! Dude, no!!!!!! No!!!! NOOOOO! Hell, naw! Uh uh! I don' wanna see some wank Pokemon sittin' on the damn urinal after you've snapped a capture of said creature using that app!!!

Good thing I use a flip phone and that is that! Ain' no Pokemon GO gonna fit my phone at all.