User blog:Jenna Glenwood/Does America Not Exist?

Are we just going to forget the forget about the fact that ABC literally stands for American Broadcasting Company?


 * Actually, yes, because now it's only available in the Philippines and the Bahamas.

And The CW?


 * Filipino.

PBS?


 * They have a station serving Nassau.

But NBC is American, right?


 * Nope. Filipino, dummy.

But CBS—


 * Oh yeah, that channel in Quezon City and Manila.

And Fox is American.


 * You idiot, Fox is in the Philippines.

Why are American networks in other countries? That makes no sense.


 * BECAUSE THE BAHAMAS AND THE PHILIPPINES ARE NOW AMERICAN STATES! #52STATES!

But that's wrong, you piece of b—


 * DON'T YOU KEEP UP WITH SOCIAL MEDIA? THE WHOLE WORLD IS AMERICAN, APPARENTLY!

But what about channels in the Philippines?


 * They are available in the U.S.

This is just wrong.

This wiki is kinda messed up, People are turning American stations foreign. It's sickening. ABC, NBC, CBS, The CW, PBS, MyNetworkTV, and Fox are all American. I don't get why people put American networks in the Bahamas, Philippines, and Canada. You guys need to do your research.